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MISS T

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Dagnamit!!!:grr:

Edit: I was going to say it's my thread and I'll not read it if I don't want to.

But it's TENSHON'S thread.:grr:
 
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4000th post? Whatever, I'm nonchalant..
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6324129.stm

think gon2seed might have a point with top gear.
 
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For feck's sake. This sort of thing really pisses me off.

Mary Whitehouse is dead, long live Mary Whitehouse.
 
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jimbob23 said:
This is just down the road from where me and Panders work - I would have been walking past the site this lunchtime had I not been working from home.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6331427.stm
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according to the bbc news on't telly just now, the bird who was handling the package when it exploded was escorted out of the building "crying and looking shaken".. so it can't have been that big if she walked out herself and still had her hands attached..
 
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jimbob23

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Haha. They've shut off a massive stretch of the street for that. I suppose it's because it's so near parliament and just over the road from New Scotland Yard.
 
gon2seed

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What's the collective noun for lots of firemen, because they is sure a lot of them standing around doing nowt in that piccy!

In all seriosness we have a standard response to all incidents, I can guarentee that half of London Fire Brigade will have gone to this, and ended up ... standing around doing nowt.

It may surprise you to learn that I have a local terror package story, if I get chance this evening will post it.
 
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gon2seed said:
It may surprise you to learn that I have a local terror package story, if I get chance this evening will post it.
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i have a bonar already :haw:
 
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gon2seed said:
What's the collective noun for lots of firemen, because they is sure a lot of them standing around doing nowt in that piccy!

In all seriosness we have a standard response to all incidents, I can guarentee that half of London Fire Brigade will have gone to this, and ended up ... standing around doing nowt.

It may surprise you to learn that I have a local terror package story, if I get chance this evening will post it.
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Handily, there's a fire station just round the corner (which is where Panders can be found every lunchtime, peering through the windows), from which it probably would've been quicker for them to walk than go to the bother of holding up the traffic to get their 'big red one' out.
 
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jimbob23 said:
I would have been walking past the site this lunchtime had I not been working from home.
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Enjoying A 'Duvet Day'?
Updated: 13:58, Monday February 05, 2007

Businesses are likely to find themselves short-staffed today as hundreds of thousands of people take "sickies" from work.

Surveys suggest the first Monday in February is the worst day of the year for absenteeism, leading to it being labelled National Sickie Day.
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anyone watched the US pilots firing on the UK convoy?
not nice.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,11021-10043,00.html
 
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I read the transcript to this earlier. They spend ten minutes debating the possibility of the orange panels, decide to fire and within minutes realise their mistake. My motto has always been 'if in doubt, leave it out'.
 
Andreas Rex

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Now whilst i read various news website throughout the average day, i also read The Sun website, for which i am not proud. It does, however, throw up some very amusing stories on a nigh-on daily basis, and here is todays:

The Sun said:
A busty mother and daughter who scooped £50,000 on telly’s Deal Or No Deal stripped off together for a saucy movie.

Jane Kershaw, 47, and daughter Kelly, 21, were seen by millions of viewers scooping a windfall last Sunday.

But show host Noel Edmonds will be stunned to discover the girls made a formidable double act in an X- rated film, Alone With Kelly.

It showed the younger woman, who uses the name Kelly Kay, performing sex acts for two hours — with mum Jane topless in a supporting role.

Last night Jane, of Liverpool, giggled: “We both did one together — but we never mentioned it to Noel.†But one sharp-eyed viewer said he immediately recognised the mum-and-daughter act.

He said: “Kelly was wearing a grey jumper but she’s so big-chested, I’d recognise those knockers anywhere.â€

The blurb for the pair’s sexy movie reads: “Make room for fresh-faced newcomer Kelly Kay, a bra-ripping youngster who’s showing off her incredible, all-natural t**s.

“This DVD contains footage of Kelly posing nude with her mum. Over two hours of hot viewing.â€

Kelly explained: “My mum used to come on photoshoots with me.

“One day my boss asked my mum if she wanted to do a shoot. We did it for a laugh and got paid.

“They filmed as we were doing a photoshoot. We were both topless.†Jane added: “We do lots of things together. I’m helping Kelly decorate her new house at the moment and we always seem to wear the same clothes.â€

Kelly had boasted a 34H bust for the video. She starred in another raunchy film last year after falling pregnant.

But she now has two kids and has given up modelling.

She has also had breast reduction surgery due to back pains.

Bakery worker Jane also had a reduction — from 34FF to a 34D — after neck and shoulder pains.

Channel 4 bosses admitted they were “shocked†when told of the duo’s saucy pasts.

Jane had brought along Kelly and husband Mario for moral support on the show — and was thrilled to win £50,000.

One male contestant even remarked to Jane: “You’d win my glamorous granny contest anytime.â€

She said: “We were really nervous but Noel was fantastic. It’s an experience we’ll never foget.â€
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WHAT THE HELL???

edit: I'll not post the photo which was alongside this. It's not good.
 
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