How about the Smiling Man, Stockbrokers Arms, Whippet & Cap, Flying Dodo, Gulping Gourmand, Merry Friar, Bethlehem Inn, Doxey's Arms, Bird in Bush, Penny Farthing, Recruiting Sargent, Old Dog, Hoare's Arms, Gay Huzzars, Accountant & Double Entry, Maid's Head, Seamstress & Flute, Groper's Arms, Cuckold's Nest, Trembling Knee, Dolly Sisters, Man Loaded with Mischief, Monkey & Horns, Flicker & Fleapit, Blacksmiths Gong, Bang Up, Ancient Popinjay, Block & Tackle, Hole in the Wall, Straight Cornucopia, Heathcote Amory and the Twisted Crotchet. Don't ask why those names were dredged from somewhere they'd been better left.